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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

theinfinityblog:

If you don’t like Groot we probably can’t be friends.

theinfinityblog:

If you don’t like Groot we probably can’t be friends.

What a fucking nerd
Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)

there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.

there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.

thatsnotparkour:

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micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

Remember that article I posted about how the Iceland police killed a person for the first time ever in their history in like 2011 and it was a huge deal and the officer who did it had to go through grief counseling?? I wish we had Iceland police

captcevans:

Chris Evans looking like he doesn’t know where he is

  • Cashier:

    That'll be $17.67

  • Me:

    *hands over $20*

  • Mom:

    I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

youusedme:

Steve Rogers aka Captain Cuddles